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So today I will be posting the first John Blog celebrity interview. Today, I had a chat with Bill Gates. Enjoy:
Me: Would you honestly recommend Windows Server for everyone running a server? It is really expensive.
Bill Gates: All servers should run Windows Server. Windows Server is way better then Linux.
Me: I like Linux better and I have used Windows Server
Bill Gates: You are ignorant. You probably don't even know what a keyboard is.
Me: Yes I do
Bill Gates: No you don't
Me: No, I really do
Bill Gates: NO YOU DON'T
Me: You're an asshole
(at this point he starts screaming in the middle of the restaurant)
Bill Gates: I AM BILL GATES
Bill Gates: I OWN XBOX
Me: I prefer Playstation
Bill Gates: FUCK YOU
Bill Gates: You better change your server to Windows or I will be back
And with that he jumped out of the window (get it?).